Kirk Douglas is probably totally coked up and sexting with his bitches right now. by @lunchyprices
Keith Urban was robbed. He’s the best short at the #Oscars tonight by @TVWithoutPity
And the Oscar for best Russian mailorder bride commercial goes to Jcpenny by @nickkroll
You’ll be happy knowing every woman at the Oscars has to piss through a SPANX crotch hole like some kind of fucking animal. #Oscars by @JennyJohnsonHi5
This fancy ponytail guy will steal all of our women! by @ACNewman
Thanks, James, I’ll look up Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon on the internet right after I look up Chuck Norris Facts and Rick Rolling. by @JamesUrbaniak
And the Winner is…
Christian Bale: Chim chimney chim chimney chim chim cheree. That’s what I heard. by @pourmecoffee
(Source: reviewstalker.com)